smokeshow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metroid Confusion: Part 2]

GOOD!

I usually don't like these gay parodies of nintendo games because they usualy get high scores solely baserd on the fact it's about a video game.... But this one was actually entertaining and the jokes were funny. GOod job I'm a hard assed reviewer and this one get my golden star :)

[Zelda: Tales of Legend]

Stupid

Graphics: 6 - because they were ripped well from the game however the ones that were created by you (blood, alpha circles, etc.) were done very poorly. Also the physics of bodies flying and all the rest were very awkward.

Style: 2 - the story line was standard. The idea has been done a million times before.

Sound 3 - Standard repetition of MP3 zelda music. There weren't many sound effect but overall there was no distortion so perhaps 3 is a little low.

Violence: 4 - Fairly violent, but not animated violence. just lots of blood.

Interactivity: 10 - There is nothing wrong with the selection menu's and all the rest.

Humor : 1 - Nothing funny about it, but it wasn't completely un-funny.

Overall 4: The ideas been done before, the story line was standard and boring ; however, it was done fairly well. There is a lot beter stuff on NEWGROUNDS than this. It will most likely maintain a highg score though due the the large number of imature losers on newgrounds that are obssessed with ZELDA regardless of content.

[Theoden, Horsemaster]

eh?

If I was in the age group of 3 - 10 maybe i'd find this to be humerous. But I'm not in that age group. I found it incredibly stupid, and I can't believe that they would put this on the front page?!?!??! Unless of course the majority of people visiting newgrounds are in the age group (which sometimes i wonder). Either way, it sucks the balls of a dead dog! I suffered thrgouh watching through the whole thing hoping for th big punch line that would change my mind but it never came!

[ELEPHANT: episode 1]

Creative

THat was really fucked up. But i like fuckedu p shit. I don't know if it was supposed to mean anything or if it was just whatever randomly popped into your mind. I liked it none the less!

[(2004) Help im stuck!]

HAHAHHA

I think this is the first time I've reviewed any of your movies, but i've been watching them forever and show them to all my friends. I think your storylines are halarious, that's what makes the films. SO stupid, I love stupid things, keep it up!!!

[counter stick 2]

3.85????

why such a high score??? graphics suck
jokes... mmm not bad
story grows tedious
i duno new grounds sucks

[BEEBO Part 5]

main point was that it was fucken halarious

Rare are the instances in which flashes make me laugh ot loud! Thought the sound was shabby... and the graphics weak! It was the content that brings this one to the top hehehe i laughed out loud numerous times it is wortha watch!@

[Dan Hibiki's Armageddon]

my god

and after i thought the pick of the day: mr. t vs mecha t was the worst possible flash movie one could ever created i go and see this/..... this reaches an all time low!!!!!! is it cause it has tom fulps picture in it??? that why? hahaha my god this fucken flas made me sick almost!!!