smokeshow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CI3 trailer]

ehheheh nice!!!

Man I don't even wanna begin to THINK about how much damned work went into this peice right here I say GOD DAMN!!!!!! hahahahaha man fuck must've taken YEARS to make! Thats just fucken INSANE!!! ehehhe I hate to even nit - pick due to the fact that it was so intense... ehhehe but there were a few flaws... like you need to hear that shit... a few SMALL bugs but nothing immense.... and also it's so graphic intensive that it really takes from the game if you only have a 500 mhz machine... And some of the sounds could have been done better... the old CS and doom sounds just don't cut!!! next time you should get a hold of me to do the sounds ;) hahaha other than that..... GOD DAMN!! hehe best game on newgrounds in my opinion... it was actually fun to play for more than 15 minutes!!! would play more if it ran faster but nope!

[Death Mansion- Part 1]

pretty fair!

it's obvious that a lot of work went into this flash... thats clear to see!!! I mean it is pretty good... the backgrounds were done really well and it has a video game feel to it.... however the animations are awkward, the physics of his jumps and movements in general have awkward motion to them and that take a lot from it... especially since it was all stick men, usualy the reason why stick men movies get high votes is due to the fact that their animations of them are so fluid since they are so easy to draw over and over... but it seems that you used TWEEN as your choice for animation rather than FRAME BY FRAME... if this is correct why did you choose to use stick men? Over all it was a fairly good movie but the idea has been used 100's of times before... I was expecting a game or some interactivity the way it was set up but oh well... it's worth a watch!!! good luck with part 2 :)

[Toonslayer]

ahahhahaha

Your lucky..... I was gonna accuse ypou of stealing this animation... so you're lucky your name was in the credits hehehehheh jk!!! This is sweet EXCELLENT graphics and animation!!! ahahhah I love the sounds and everything they are top notch..... GREAT JOB!!!! hehehe go after more toons I hate fucken RUG RATS.... mabye a little more violence... and dragon ballz FUCK THEM!!!! I hate that stupid shti I can't stand em!
RUG RATS FIRST THOUGH.... FUCK THEM FUCK THEM!

[Miss.Dynamite XIV]

hmmmmmmmmmm hard to say!

The graphics are more than wounderful the sound is better than FAIR!! The storyline ; however, which in my opinion is the most important part of ANY flash, lacked... Ass soon as it started earning my intrest it was over... I mean the auhtor was shooting for a movie styled flash... and that being the case the climax was extremely weak, as soon as it got interesting it ended with a to be continued statement... There are many reasons why I think this has the artificial score it has (such as graphics carrying it out) but I think the main is that cause it's got too little hot cartoon sluts in it, and that whole talk about the sex with that juice monkey got all the peoples boners up here on new grounds... oh well... seems like a lot of effort went into this one so congrats ;) !!!

[Paranoia 2]

AWSOME!

This one should have a higher score in my opinion.... the only reasening that I can think of as too why it would have a low score is due to the fact that it's hard to follow and doesn't make much sense!!! It's hard to see just what happened in my opinion.... that aside this was done very well. The flashy changes in camera angles are hard to do, the detail and drawings were done very well your choice of color complimented the perfect mood for the style you were shooting for! I will check more of your stuff since I love these type of eerie wierd hard to follow flashes, perhaps you should check out the one I made it's called OUT OF THIS WORLD if your interested! PEACE!

[why a squirrel shouldn't]

hehehe nothen special

I don't see why this one has such a great score mabye it's cause people feel sorry for your friend that liked it who passed away (which is terrible and I know the feeling all to well) however there really is nothing special about this particular flash that makes it deserve it's high score... the only thing that gets it by is the part where he is playing with his nuts ehehhe thats pretty funny... sound is nothing more than adequate, graphics are passive and all and all the whole pot smoking thing has been done many times before ; however, it is worth a look... good job and god bless!!!

[The Endless Handbag]

hehe wasn't FUCKED ENOUGH!

eheh it was pretty good... the music was pretty ALRIGHT but when the things were talking it was hard to understand what they were saying because it was drowned out by the music... yah know'm sayen???? ehehhe over all though it was worth a watch I liked it!

[(old) XIAOXIAO No. 3.5]

dumb!

This is prolley one of the STUPIDEST movies i've ever seen... didn't even make any REAL sense... and I'd like to know how the fuck this really has ANYTHING to do with XIAOXIAO at all????? just cause it's a black stick man??? hehehe the only thing that was half decent if anything in this flash was the SOUNDS!!! heheh no offence of course but it just wasn't that great!

[Vampire Hunter INA]

pretty good!!!

I can appreciate how much work went into this being an animator myself.... Must have taken AGES to make... However it still lacked in my opinion it was rather standard!! The art was pretty good the animation was alrite for what animation there was mostly just tweened objects and still pictures, I don't know whats with the young chick sprouten her tits all over heheh should have made her a little older I don't like growen boners over tits when the chick loots like she's 14 or somthen!!! Overall it's worth a look!

ImageNation responds:

glad you liked it she's more like 19 20ish if it makes you feel any better:)

[All Your BLAM!]

haha what a novel idea!

About time we get some o' this going on hahaha this is a great idea... BLAM ng of all the HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!! Some one should start a review club too so we can get some half decent reviews goin!
educated reviews!