smokeshow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[>>> Kung Fu <<<]

ahahhahaha

Fuck I bought this shitty game.... I can't beleive I did I remmeber when I was little I would play it so much... I hated it but I forced myself to play vbecause I wasted so much money on ith ahhaha I remember I palyed it so long once I got sick I puked and every time I played after that I felt all sick ahhahaha non-the less it brought back fond memories this here flash yup... ahhaha it was very well done.... where the hell do fuckers get all the sprites and sound effects and shit to do these nintendo spoofs?

[Sillouette Kung Fu]

GREAT!

I've read a lot of the reviews and there are some real fucken idiots out there... some people rating this 1 and 0 and shit and then leave some total dumb assed reasen why they voted so low..... this is totally under-rated I think it's excellent... a lot of dumb SHITS don't understand how hard it is to draw in 2-D yet to acheive a real 3-D looking body!!! It makes me so mad... but what do you expect... good critique on newgrounds??? ehhehehe I geuss not so I better settle down....... But in my opinion there were several things that held this movie back.... I think your choice of red green and blue were very poor choices... people tend to hate these colors as they are so bright yet so plain.... should have chosen shades of these to make it softer and more pleasant to look at... people should always avoid pure colors of the primary group!!! Another thing in wich I beleive stole from this particular flash is the sound.... it's very unsatisfying I think... if you have trouble making sounds contact me!!! Me and MANIAC can engineer some for you... I wouldn't mind doing it since you obviosuly have some talent.... the sounds you chose sound like slapping and weak little smacks hehehe if you had put in the right sounds it would have added to this flash immensly!!!! Well these are just my opinions you don't ahve to listen to any but I really think if these things were changed this movies would have a much higher rating... good luck on your next animations ;)

[DBZ parody]

hehe ... well you had somthing here!

Yeah you were on to somthing but I was expecting more if you would have made it longer i'm sure you would have a MUCH higher score.... you should have made them fight then proceeded on to how anoying it is when they do all their stupid un-reasenable power moves and thats all it is is one huge assed power move after another... well... I babble hahaha this was good at any rate good job :)

[chat room translater]

good for a lil chuckle!

nothen too special or original! But it's definatly worth a look! check it out!!! .... any chicks looken to meet a hot ass stud??? just email me!

[DFL: Short Order - Sushi]

pretty nasty!!!

Gross!!! hahaha still pretty funny... however, it's to short to be anything realy great! Personally I think the it is over rated on the score part!!! But oh well I'm a fan of DFL!!! PEACE OUT YO YO YO YO YO!

[My First UO Movie]

hahaha SWEET!

This movie was fucken DOPE ASSED.... must've taken a long time... 2 weeks you say?? is that straight animating??? ahhaha where did you get all the sprites and stuff??? I like this shit hahahah i thought it was funny too..... you get a 5.. not to often I dish those out!

[GR: Jailbreak (teaser)]

mmmm

graphics were excellent... sound!?!? was alright no interactivity style was a 3 because these type of stories are made all the time... nothing particularly impressive or original about this one... violence 4 because well it paused right before any good gore begun hehehe :\ overall this was a decent flash.... but I hate teasers... I don't know if it's jus tthe name or what??? I hate the damn word teaser! I hate them because thats all they ever turn into... I never ever in a million years have ever seen a follow up on a stupid assed teaser... cause the aiuther spends all the time on it... realizes how long it takes and gets board of it... just make the fucken movie... screw the teaser!

Kireblade responds:

Well, I'd just submit the movie, but it's not done and it will probably take me the summer to finish it. As far as finishing it goes...trust me, with the amount of time I have already put into this project, and an animation festival for my school coming up...I'd be an idiot not to finish it.

Love your work by the way.

[Worst Case Scenarios]

good!!!

hahaha this was really well dont..... you should ka e a statment about the sound though I'm sure people would be very curious as to if you made it or if you downloaded it off napster!??!?! It was hard in my decision on how to vote sounds and other things cause I don't know if you made it or not so I kind of went in between.... the graphics were fairly well done, the animation lacked a little bit but the graphics still served the general purpose... I thought the whole concept of this flash was excellent hahaha it was funny as hell cause it;s so stupid and unlikely... I like that!!! good job... should make a series out of it!!!

[Bedtime]

HAHAHAHA

FUCK I KNEW IT!! ehhe I knew he'd wake up and punch that fucker in the face ehhehe SWEET... whehhehe what made you think of that idea?? did your cat wake yah up one night and you were thinken how you'd like to deck it??? heheeh well I'm voten a 5 on this movie I know it's short and everything but any movie that makes me laugh out loud deserves a 5 ahah good job!

fabulous999 responds:

Yes my cat likes to be a jerk sometimes. I have three but one is mainly being an asshole everynight. I started this cartoon last night while he was moaning at my door.